deskthority

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 17:55**

Everybody who swims in nature swims in crap.

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 17:56**

Well just a slight foreward movement in the water and that problem is solved, unless you're sitting in a really small puddle.

webwit wrote: Everybody who swims in nature swims in crap.

Very good point.

Haters will hate...

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Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 17:57**

andrewjoy wrote:
Chyros wrote: It's *ALSO* for flushing xD . What you're supposed to do is, after you've taken a shit, you pour some water over your left hand, then you kind of spoon out the shit chunks from your ass crack with your hand, and then you pour more water over your hand to wash it.

Unsurprisingly, in countries where this happens, you only shake people's hands with your right hand; doing it with your left is considered EXTREMELY impolite :p .

Would it not be better to just let it dry and then pick it off.

But then they get stuck in your ass hair and you're have a rear beard full of dingleberries!

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 18:00**

Shave your butt hole.

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 18:01**

We're away from human ass-crap to duck crap now Chyros. Please keep up.

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 18:32**

My boss just looked over my shoulder. Didn't say anything. But wondered.

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 18:51**

If this keeps up I may have to re-post my heinous cartoon from yesterday.

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 22:35**

Get this shit out of here!

Posted: **06 Apr 2016, 23:07**

andrewjoy wrote: Shave your butt hole.

That thought never much appealed to me tbh.

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