Re: (EU-NL) 10 NeXT Keyboard's with feet-Make offers in comments!
Posted: 11 Nov 2021, 21:39
Oh hell to the nah son! 5.01 euros for ABP151430
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I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for itdorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:28 5 euros for that ABP151430
I used to have one of these in 2012 and I sold it for about that since nobody wanted it. The one you have looks like it'll take about 5 hours to clean it up so it's usable so the offer price is adjusted to reflect that.
I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.Mandarbmax wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:42I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for itdorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:28 5 euros for that ABP151430
I used to have one of these in 2012 and I sold it for about that since nobody wanted it. The one you have looks like it'll take about 5 hours to clean it up so it's usable so the offer price is adjusted to reflect that.
I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:43I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.Mandarbmax wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:42I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for itdorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:28 5 euros for that ABP151430
I used to have one of these in 2012 and I sold it for about that since nobody wanted it. The one you have looks like it'll take about 5 hours to clean it up so it's usable so the offer price is adjusted to reflect that.
You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.Mandarbmax wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:44I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:43I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.Mandarbmax wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:42
I think I could get it done in only about 4:55 so I'll bid 5.05 euros for it
I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:46You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.Mandarbmax wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:44I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:43
I'll up to 5,10 euros. Since there's two of us bidding in this range, it's clearly not worth much.
But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.
I bid 5,17
I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19raoulduke-esq wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:48I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:46You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.Mandarbmax wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:44
I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.
But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.
I bid 5,17
This is just too rich for my blood. I can't keep up with this bidding war. Good luck you rich nut jobs.raoulduke-esq wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:48I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:46You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.Mandarbmax wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:44
I can bid 5.13 euros on it, but only because I will be saving on shipping since I'm getting '0026 as well.
But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.
I bid 5,17
I just did something I’m not proud of in the metro station bathroom. I can do 5,20 now.dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:50I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19raoulduke-esq wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:48I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:46
You drive a hard bargain but it's clearly worth slightly more.
But I just looked up the dollar to euro exchange rate on paypal and it's not great.
I bid 5,17
As you know undergrads time are worth about 0,003 euro an hour.
It's worth overpaying for a keyboard if you have fun other ways. I'm really enjoying the novelty of bidding for a keyboard in DT instead of ebay, so I can raise my bid all the way up to 5,27 euros.raoulduke-esq wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:57I just did something I’m not proud of in the metro station bathroom. I can do 5,20 now.dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:50I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19raoulduke-esq wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:48
I just checked under my couch cushions and now I could go up to 5,18
As you know undergrads time are worth about 0,003 euro an hour.
I don't know if I can keep going today... my jaw is still kind of tired. I'll ice it this evening and try again tomorrow.dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 22:06It's worth overpaying for a keyboard if you have fun other ways. I'm really enjoying the novelty of bidding for a keyboard in DT instead of ebay, so I can raise my bid all the way up to 5,27 euros.raoulduke-esq wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:57I just did something I’m not proud of in the metro station bathroom. I can do 5,20 now.dorkvader wrote: 11 Nov 2021, 21:50
I just found out I can con one of the undergrads to clean this for me, so I can definitely do 5,19
As you know undergrads time are worth about 0,003 euro an hour.
I'll offer 5,29 euros for ABP151430dorkvader wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 00:42 @seller I think I'm past raoulduke-esq's max bid. Please add me to the OP.
For reference it's 5,27 euro for ABP151430
TYVM
It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?
Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!dorkvader wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 01:31It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?
Put me down for 541 euro cents (5,41 euros total) for ABP151430
I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.Mandarbmax wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 01:53Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!dorkvader wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 01:31It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?
Put me down for 541 euro cents (5,41 euros total) for ABP151430
Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!raoulduke-esq wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 02:10I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.Mandarbmax wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 01:53Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!dorkvader wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 01:31
It's times like this where I sometimes wonder: Where do we Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Why has a keyboard somehow been bid up to my third favorite prime number?
Put me down for 541 euro cents (5,41 euros total) for ABP151430
I just dug around in my prison wallet… really dug for it. I can do 5.56 now. You didn’t clean the keyboard so I’m not gonna clean the coins, but 5.56 is 5.56.
I offer $5.58ZacAndCheese wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 03:56Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!raoulduke-esq wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 02:10I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.Mandarbmax wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 01:53
Grandma gave me some hard candy which I used to sneakily replace the change in a homeless blind man's cup. I can do 5.50 euros!
I just dug around in my prison wallet… really dug for it. I can do 5.56 now. You didn’t clean the keyboard so I’m not gonna clean the coins, but 5.56 is 5.56.
I can do you better than that!TheInverseKey wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 04:38I offer $5.58ZacAndCheese wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 03:56Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!raoulduke-esq wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 02:10
I have got to have one of these!! I will save it for when my child is old enough to clean it for me when she gets grounded.
I just dug around in my prison wallet… really dug for it. I can do 5.56 now. You didn’t clean the keyboard so I’m not gonna clean the coins, but 5.56 is 5.56.
put me down for a bid of 555 JPY for this please and thank you.mcmaxmcmc wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 04:50I can do you better than that!TheInverseKey wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 04:38I offer $5.58ZacAndCheese wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 03:56
Sure as shit can't sit out of an auction as properly managed as this one! 5.56 is nothing on me. Keyboard shmuck is never a deal breaker for me either, since most people still don't bother with the underrated cleaning method involving a dishwasher and Dove Soothing Care soap (gotta protect the doubleshots). My maximum offer, however, was just shy of Raoul's offer, but after pawning off the half used bottle of lotion I use during long viewing sessions of Mallard's Beamship, I was able to scrounge up enough money for an offer of 5.69. Beat that fools!
Take my $5.55 now, else it'll go even lower!
Alright no more messing around. Unfortunately I made a poor business decision and bought a single Alps Stabilizer Barrel from my favorite seller, andj00 / keebmeup, so my budget has shifted slightly. At least I can sleep at night knowing that my stabilizer barrel came from an innocent board that he shucked and parted literally every single part of an honest and reputable seller who values the greater community over padding his wallet. My new best offer given my most recent purchase is now:
sir please don't let these people insult you with these lowballs. to sweeten the pot, i will raise my offer to 556 JPY. thank you have a nice day.ZacAndCheese wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 05:25 Alright no more messing around. Unfortunately I made a poor business decision and bought a single Alps Stabilizer Barrel from my favorite seller, andj00 / keebmeup, so my budget has shifted slightly. At least I can sleep at night knowing that my stabilizer barrel came from an innocent board that he shucked and parted literally every single part of an honest and reputable seller who values the greater community over padding his wallet. My new best offer given my most recent purchase is now:
5.69 - 10.99 = -5.30
See if you guys can beat that bodacious offer!
Good luck with your sale!
At least they won't get shucked and end up on your site Dr. accomplishedKeebMeUp wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 16:19 ah, Deskthority toxicity at it's finest. you should all be ashamed. good luck with sale OP.
it boggles my mind that someone thought it would be a good idea to appoint you as a Deskthority Discord moderatorraoulduke-esq wrote: 12 Nov 2021, 16:53 Since the going exchange rate seems to be 1 shucked from an AEK II Alps stabilizer barrel = $10.99 I rescind my offer of 4 pubes and offer 1/2 of an Alps stabilizer shucked from an AEK II.
OP's choice whether I cut it hotdog or hamburger.