OK, here are my impressions on the switches so far...
Alps Blacks: Very dirty and mushy feeling. It's as if there's something wrong with the switch. Just doesn't feel right. And I don't know if its just me, but the stroke length feels shorter then MX switches AND is a bit harder to press then MX Black. Maybe due to the tactile bump being a bit lower then I would prefer. I'm not sure. Probably the worst of all the switches on the board in my opinion.
Alps Greys: Feels MUCH better then Alps Blacks, but still has a small hint of the same broken on the inside feel to it. Maybe its because of the way the switch is designed. The tactile and clicky feel gives it a nice crisp feedback. Click is less pronounced then MX Blues. Overall I like this switch and was pleasantly surprised by it. Will definitely be looking for a board with these in the future.
Alps Whites: For the most part identical to the Alps Blacks, except it is a bit clearer on the tactile bump department (a liiiitle bit more pronounced I would say).
Cherry ML: These little devils are awesome! Will definitely be looking for a board with these. They feel solid and have a nice tactile feel and are not hard to press. Maybe I'm just a fan or low stroke switches.
Cherry MX Reds: My next board will have these, guaran'f***ing'teed. Its amazing... It feels exactly like people describe it, I'm even shocked. A cloud of boobs hahaha. I thought I would hate it, as I use MX Browns as a daily driver, and I'm a fan of the slight tactility they offer, but damn, these things are awesome. Silk smooth actuation, a joy to press.
Cherry MX "Ghetto Reds": Same as the Reds except a liiiiiiiiitle bit harder to press for some reason. A tiny bit.
Cherry MX Blues: These are awesome. I have a G80-3000 with blues and its exactly as you would expect. Nice crisp solid clicky clacky feel with good control. I would use them more often but I live with people that hate the sound of it so no dice here. Amazing switch.
Cherry MX Browns: Everyday driver. I LOVE this switch. It's light, super easy to control, and quiet compared to blues. I prefer to use these instead of blues for gaming as well, because its much easier to "hover" (not bottom out) the keys at the actuation point giving more speed. Although, for typing, nothing beats blues.
Cherry MX Blacks: Not a bad switch. Kinda like Reds except way harder to press. I can see someone using these that like to mash their keys (Heavy hands perhaps?).

Just kidding. Its a nice switch if you prefer a bit heavier linear feel.
Cherry MX Clears: I'm not sure about this switch. Its kinda heavy to press and is a bit boring. The tactile bump is much more pronounced then browns but I don't think I like it. Maybe I'm just more inclined to using a lighter switch. I imagine that if I got a keyboard withe these switches, I would not enjoy it...
Cherry MX "Ergo": Same as Clears but lighter to press. These feel much better then Clears in a sence that they are not as annoying and hard, and I wouldn't mind using a keyboard with these, but I would rather not, if you know what I mean.
Overall I would say this opportunity led me to change my perception of the red switch from "OMG I would probably hate it" to "OMG I have to have now!". Plus I now have two more switches to look forward to, Cherry ML and Alps Greys.
I'll try to send it to whomever is next on the list asap.
Peace,
wtz
EDIT:
Oh shit i forgot to put the picture
. Sorry about the quality. I took the photo with a potato.
EDIT2:
The package will go to
gorkypl as he was first after me on the list.