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Favourite Ducky Jokes, Puns, Pics!
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 17:31
by ripster
If ANY place Moderators like Ducky jokes it should be Deskthority.net.
Remember DT, Webwit is Watching You!
http://i.imgur.com/1gcBQ.jpg
From Reddit front page but retitled
Anatidaephobia.
http://voices.yahoo.com/anatidaephobia- ... 61417.html
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 17:51
by longweight
Please don't start hating on the DT mods in every thread!
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 17:55
by Acanthophis
TIL there are people who are afraid of being watched by webwit.
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 18:01
by ripster
Cave Anas!
Please stay on topic!
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 18:06
by Acanthophis
Googled for 'cave anas', first pic result was this:
[NSFW]
//Your edit was too late
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 18:26
by ripster
Two Points For Gyffyndor!
Hint: ducks are a Genus at learning Latin.
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 18:39
by longweight
So is anyone going to post a duck related joke?
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 18:48
by Acanthophis
I don't know how good your latin is.
"Cave Anas" is grammatically wrong. You simply can not use nominative for an accusative object. So if you decline anas (-atis, f, mixed declination (I don't know how Enlish speaking peeps named this declination group)) correctly, it's actually anatem. -> Cave Anatem!
So, 50 points then?
Also, if you don't understand my grammar gibberish, this could explain why:
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 18:53
by longweight
We don't have these things in the English language
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 19:02
by Acanthophis
Wrong again. Every language has cases. In English it just happens to be always the same word for every case.
But we're going offtopic! Oh, wait a minute...
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 19:04
by longweight
That's what I meant, we don't ever notice the difference between them as they are all the same so they don't really exist....
Quack.
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 19:08
by Acanthophis
longweight wrote:Quack.
Instead of quack use this:
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 20:32
by ripster
Lol.
Webwit said Cave Anas first.
http://deskthority.net/off-topic-f10/we ... tml#p15271
Go lecture him. Doubledogdareya!
In any case as you see Cave Anas is funnier because it sets up the oblig NEXT jokes.
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 20:37
by webwit
My Latin is rusty.
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 20:37
by 7bit
This is my favorite, but webwit didn't add it yet to the smilies list:
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 20:39
by ripster
Lol, I just clicked the spoiler pic.
Dät Dër Quacked me up!
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 22:12
by ripster
longweight wrote:So is anyone going to post a duck related joke?
A duck waddles into a bar and asks the barman
"Got any bread?"
The barman replies "No!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO, and if you ask me one more time, I'm going to nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating little **** !)
"Got any nails?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Got any bread?"
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 22:13
by ripster
And another repost but new forum:
Brother Iz tells this joke in his live concert album:
Three ducks walk into the Judges courtroom. The judge asks the first duck, "What's your name and what you here for?"
"Huey is my name and I got arrested for blowing Bubbles in the pond."
Judge says, "You're sentenced to 6 months. Step aside. Next duck! What's yo name?"
"Dewey and I got caught for blowing bubbles in the pond too!".
Judge says, "You're sentenced to 6 months. Step aside. Next duck!"
The judge turns to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No, My name is Bubbles."
Shakah Brah!
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 22:46
by kint
ripster wrote:Lol, I just clicked the spoiler pic.
Dät Dër Quacked me up!
just the deern ?
the fact that the first google pic hit for wrong spelled latin shows a random german girl doesn't touch you at all ? Whats the connection, ah yes -an ugly american...
http://www.google.de/imgres?q=%27cave+a ... 0,s:0,i:70
edit, stumbled over that a few days ago, not that funny but anyway, topic:
http://www.pixpow.com/wp-content/upload ... 75x300.jpg
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 23:02
by Acanthophis
What has been seen...
Also this duck:
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 23:03
by ripster
I wanna get back to this latin thing....
And like many Americans Deutsch is like a SECOND LANGUAGE to me!
Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 23:06
by ripster
DeathAdder wrote:What has been seen...
Also this duck:
http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/
