How do you swear?

andrewjoy · 18 Jun 2016, 00:03

i understood every word without the subtitles

Chyros · 18 Jun 2016, 01:21

Scottish is amazing, it's just hilarious beyond description

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002 · 18 Jun 2016, 02:40

Masterclass of Aussie road rage and swear word delivery:

Chyros · 18 Jun 2016, 03:39

YOU'RE A FACKEN LOYEN HIP A SHIT

002 · 18 Jun 2016, 04:33

I think it's so cute that the bloke in the black shirt rejects the angry tradie's assertion that he is a fuckwit and also that when he goes to show old mate that he indicated he puts his WIPERS on haha...surprised that the tradie didn't mention that.

scottc · 18 Jun 2016, 10:59

That video is top notch. That's my kind of swearing. I feel like Australians must be my long lost brothers...

webwit · 18 Jun 2016, 11:11

That video strangely does not feature the Australian Smurf word "cunt".

DanielT · 18 Jun 2016, 13:04

For us Romanians swearing is a second language, and we have very complex foul language, very complex. Most of them have something to do with a mother+dead relatives+religion all together or separated. Most of the stuff is hard to translate due to the high complexity

We could fill a big book with all the stuff we use and still have some not covered.
While I was in Germany I have tried to translate to a coworker some, only then I have realized how disturbing some if them are

!!!! It feels so natural to use them in Romanian, I think in some "evolved" countries you would get kicked out from your workplace for that.

webwit · 18 Jun 2016, 13:15

Examples? After that we'll need to ban you of course.

seebart · 18 Jun 2016, 13:18

Sounds like Romanian swearing is too evolved for the rest of us...

DanielT · 18 Jun 2016, 13:22

a lot will be lost in the translation but here we go:
"Futu-ti mortii si ranitii mamei tale" - this would translate to something like " Fuck your mothers dead and injured relatives"

And this is a quite complex collection:

Chyros · 18 Jun 2016, 14:23

OK, give some nice, long, exotic examples. Time to add Romanian swearing to my routine ^^ .

002 · 18 Jun 2016, 14:46

One of my former co-workers is Romanian and she told me all about the hilariously specific and brutal insults the Romanians have. Here are some funny ones:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix ... rofanities

fohat · 18 Jun 2016, 15:29

webwit wrote: That video strangely does not feature the Australian Smurf word "cunt".

Huh? The first sentence is "You fuckin pulled out in front of me cunt."

seebart · 18 Jun 2016, 16:14

With the amount of traffic in German cities this kind of road rage would make driving impossible to say the least.

Chyros · 18 Jun 2016, 19:26

fohat wrote:
webwit wrote: That video strangely does not feature the Australian Smurf word "cunt".
Huh? The first sentence is "You fuckin pulled out in front of me cunt."

I suspect sarcasm

. He must've said it over two dozen times during the course of the video

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derzemel · 18 Jun 2016, 20:58

may I pitch in?

A big part of Romanian curses are actually made up of composed words

Beli-mi-ai pula = addressed to someone as a curse, literally translated to: strip the foreskin from my dick (it's meant to be understood as suck my sock). The long version is: Să îmi belești pula

Buvni-ti-as pula-n gat = My cock will explode in your throat.

sa ma pis pe crucea ma-tii = I will piss on your mother's cross

These were a quick introduction. I will add more later :-p

elecplus · 18 Jun 2016, 21:22

I see my mom with the bottle of dish soap coming! Open wiiide!

derzemel · 18 Jun 2016, 21:38

back

Să-ți împing nămolu' la deal cu roaba = I will push your mud uphill with the wheelbarrow. It means "I'll fuck you in the ass"

Să îmi sugi pula până îmi intră cearceafu-n cur = suck my dick until the bedsheet will be stuck in my ass.

Caca-m-as pa mormatu tau sa aiba ma-ta in ce sa infiga lumanarea = I will shit on your grave so your mother will have a support for the candle.

Edit:

Nu te-as fute nici cu o coada de matura invelita in 3 prezervative = I wouldn't even fuck you with a broom handle wrapped in 3 condoms.

emdude · 18 Jun 2016, 21:41

elecplus wrote: I see my mom with the bottle of dish soap coming! Open wiiide!

Make that a bottle of bleach.

DanielT · 18 Jun 2016, 23:38

emdude wrote:
elecplus wrote: I see my mom with the bottle of dish soap coming! Open wiiide!
Make that a bottle of bleach.

and that is only an appetizer

You should here people at work. I'm a sysadmin and still when a server goes down we swear, you have to do that, it's part of the procedure

Chyros · 19 Jun 2016, 01:06

Relevant!

You grass eating twat monkey!

matt3o · 19 Jun 2016, 08:07

This reminds me of...

"Oh phooey"
"Well dag-diggity"
"Sweet Mother of Preston Tucker!"
"Grapes of wrath!"
"Flowers for Algernon!"
"Not a gosh darn chance in Heck"
"Gob smackit"
"Sands of Zanzibar"
"Jumping bananas, we’re in Dutch"

If you know where these lines come from, we can definitely get along. (hey! google is cheating!)

Wodan · 19 Jun 2016, 11:11

The godfather!

DanielT · 19 Jun 2016, 11:28

You have to put only the ID not the whole link

Wodan · 19 Jun 2016, 11:42

Brrr wasn't that tag able to parse the url ?

Oh yeah btt ... I like saying absurd things instead of swearing having two little kids at home. Swearing in english hasn't really helped since my kids started saying "fuck" in Kindergarten...

My current favs are
Lick the cat!
Crack a nut!
Cat rock!

Others are in German and wouldn't sound funny here.

shreebles · 19 Jun 2016, 12:03

DanielT wrote: And this is a quite complex collection:

I understood one word, "kurwa", though I thought it was of slavic origin and would not be used in Romanian. I loved the small chuckle fatman gave at the end

When I am really pissed I only say fuck. It's so common in Germany because it's nice and short, one syllable. The classic german "Scheiße" is too long and can not be varied as much in it's pronounciation.

Since it hasn't been posted I'll leave this gem here

NSFW; Blood, Nudity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9fTPNPuzS0

scottc · 19 Jun 2016, 14:44

Before I went to visit Poland for the first time, a good Romanian friend took me to the side and said:
"I don't know any Polish, but there's one very useful word that I can teach you."

Apparently it's "curva" in Romanian. Small world.

DanielT · 19 Jun 2016, 22:03

Yep, curva is very popular

We also say "pizda" ( would translate to cunt/pussy) this means something is cool." Asta e pizda" - "This is cool"
When we say "pula" ( that means dick) that means something is bad. "Asta e ca pula" - "This is nasty"

fohat · 19 Jun 2016, 23:02

DanielT wrote:
We also say "pizda" (would translate to cunt/pussy) this means something is cool." Asta e pizda" - "This is cool"

When we say "pula" (that means dick) that means something is bad. "Asta e ca pula" - "This is nasty"

That makes sense to me.