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Daniel Beardsmore

11 Jun 2014, 20:05

I wonder what it would like to not be a boring person …

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Muirium
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11 Jun 2014, 20:11

You know far too much to be boring. My neighbours, boy oh boy, they know how to be boring. If it's not the weather, what was on TV last night, or the football, they are all out of thoughts in their heads. And yet their conversations go on and on, circling in perpetuity around nothing, as if life wasn't short enough…

Ah, summer.

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BlueBär

11 Jun 2014, 20:15

Daniel Beardsmore wrote:I wonder what it would like to not be a boring person …
That would probably be rather boring.

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Mad Dasher

11 Jun 2014, 20:17

sth wrote:hey, nice bresselheim plate!
Hey, thanks! It's a Woods Ware "Iris". For a time its green variant "Beryl" was arguably the Model M of English institutional crockery, even today it still lurks in village halls and school staff rooms...

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Muirium
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11 Jun 2014, 20:22

So this is what it feels like when normals hear me opine about keyboards?
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What a curious sensation…

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Mad Dasher

11 Jun 2014, 20:27

Unfortunately that is about all I know on the subject, while I could talk all day about my keyboard ideas...

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sth
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12 Jun 2014, 09:05

Daniel Beardsmore wrote:I wonder what it would like to not be a boring person …
if you're really worried about being boring, do not, under any circumstances, attempt to rectify the situation with a hat.

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webwit
Wild Duck

12 Jun 2014, 12:55

Hats are like beards, mustaches and shaven heads. Not everybody can wear them and get away with it.

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BlueBär

12 Jun 2014, 12:57

That's why I always wear a Fedora.

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sth
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12 Jun 2014, 13:10

webwit wrote:Hats are like beards, mustaches and shaven heads. Not everybody can wear them and get away with it.
much like hats, beards, mustaches and shaven heads should not be worn as a personality enhancement.

the beard/mustache/head/hat must be a reflection of internal Quality, not merely the modification/reduction of external quality. otherwise it possesses only qualities, but no Quality.

our theoretical accoutermented subject's Quality difference can be described in keyboard terms:

there are high Quality keyboards such as burroughs, topre, IBM model F/M, and of course many older models using hall-effect and other highly-engineered, reliable and comfortable keypress technology. these keyboards may lack obvious visual appeal but they are engineered to work well and in terms of industrial design, oftentimes present high Quality in visual appearance once the user becomes acquainted with the intention of the keyboard.

then there are low Quality keyboards, in which i include anything that uses cherry and many alps boards. these boards may be sturdy, they may last a long time, but the underlying technology is inferior and the vast majority of these boards are produced with little attention to industrial design (or they are carried into the east-asian scene side of things and you get the equivalent of spinners, spoilers and streetglow on a computer input device). there is value and there is thought in the design but there is little Quality in these boards, in my eyes.

maybe more on this later.

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sth
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12 Jun 2014, 13:10

BlueBär wrote:That's why I always wear a Fedora.
i'm going to light you on fire

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BlueBär

12 Jun 2014, 13:44

That will at least keep me warm in winter :3

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sth
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12 Jun 2014, 13:47

BlueBär wrote:That will at least keep me warm in winter :3
i'm going to keep you so warm :oops:

webwit why don't we have a smoochy smiley? :duck:

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Muirium
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12 Jun 2014, 19:13

webwit wrote:Hats are like beards, mustaches and shaven heads. Not everybody can wear them and get away with it.
I rock the beard and hat combo. Tried the shaven head when I was a teen (it was in style at the time) and, like every other white dude with a broad skull, I looked like an escaped psychiatric patient and kept attracting friendly attention from the cops.

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Handsome!

Trouble is, I've always had shitty hair, so hat it has to be. Quite pleased to see they're coming into fashion finally. I used to be the only guy in Edinburgh wearing anything more gentlemanly* than a fucking Yankees cap (why?) until a few years ago.

*Well, besides these blokes.

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mr_a500

12 Jun 2014, 19:35

I've tried a beard, moustache, goatee, shaved my head a couple times (often while having a goatee - when you're bald you must have some hair somewhere). I've tried nearly everything, but I've found that the pseudo-James Bond/Leave it to Beaver combo is best:

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Muirium
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12 Jun 2014, 19:45

Black hair is to men what shapely boobs are to women. Pity not everyone has them. You ever hear about a tall blond stranger? Curse you lacquered detergent salesman and your self serving cliches!

mr_a500

12 Jun 2014, 19:50

I have blonde hair, but I just make sure I'm only photographed in dark lighting... with blurry focus... and a dirty lens... (sort of like how they blurred the focus for classic Star Trek bimbos)

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Muirium
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12 Jun 2014, 19:52

Soft focus? That's just your glasses steaming up…

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sth
2 girls 1 cuprubber

13 Jun 2014, 22:15

i'm gonna have to ask you guys to stop talking about pornography, especially in combination with all this euphoria going on right now

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Muirium
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13 Jun 2014, 22:19

But we so enjoy our Super Series Bowl! WOOOO, SPORTS!!!!!

Well, most people do. Simple minded proles.

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Daniel Beardsmore

13 Jun 2014, 22:22

sth wrote:i'm gonna have to ask you guys to stop talking about pornography, especially in combination with all this euphoria going on right now
You say that like you get out far too often to be one of us.

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sth
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13 Jun 2014, 22:32

that is simply not true

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Halverson

14 Jun 2014, 03:56

<3

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adhoc

14 Jun 2014, 10:40

Muirium wrote:But we so enjoy our Super Series Bowl! WOOOO, SPORTS!!!!!

Well, most people do. Simple minded proles.
Isnt it soccer world cup now? I dont know, dont watch sports.

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BlueBär

14 Jun 2014, 11:20

You mean football.

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scottc

14 Jun 2014, 11:58

gotta have that sportsball

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sth
2 girls 1 cuprubber

14 Jun 2014, 13:03

Halverson wrote:<3
hey buddy 8-)

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sth
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14 Jun 2014, 13:11

new blog post: i'm recordin' tomorro!

hey yo yo. i just got a snare and cymbal rented and i'm recordin' in the studi-tomorr-o! we're gonna try to lay down like 4 or maybe 5 tracks. that depends on if i can actually play the 5th song. there are a lot of blast beats in it. it's very fast.
tomorrow will be the first time i have ever recorded on tape! the studio is entirely analog, all old gear. the guy recording us is awesome. here's a video of him and the studio:
http://www.vice.com/vice-meets/vice-meets-guy-tavares
should be a ton of fun. i get to play a dutch acrylic drum kit and the guitar amp i'm using is a huge matamp running through a 2x15 guitar cab with full-range speakers!! what the fuck!?

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Muirium
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14 Jun 2014, 14:13

Ah, you're a drummer. Well that explains the mysteries in this thread. I don't know what it is, but there really are two kinds of mental wiring: the one that can keep time, do polyrhythms on left and right hand, and knows things by the essential feel of it; and then these ethereal and crusty nerds (like me) who struggle comically with a tambourine but can balance up differential equations without even cheating with Wolfram Alpha while in the middle of conversation.

Presumably there's good evolutionary reasons why each of us exist. But it certainly isn't for ease of conversation! Tell us what you know, for certain, in your stomach, and we want to analyze the ultrasound!

What sort of music are you making? Fingers crossed for something jazzy.

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sth
2 girls 1 cuprubber

14 Jun 2014, 14:56

uncross those fingers. it's a mix of crust punk, hardcore, sludge and grind.

i've only ever had the oppurtunity to play with one other person outside of this style of music in a very long time, and we were very simpatico but then i moved to california. that, for sure, is my only regret about leaving home. he was the first person i had ever met who was into the idea that technical mastery of an instrument should not get in the way of a good sounding song/arrangement. that is to say, math rock is far too often just major-key technical death metal without enough attention paid to the song as a whole and whether or not it's nice to listen to and whether or not it is evocative or just a demonstration of ability. i don't come in contact with enough musicians like that, the ones who are in it for The Sound. maybe i will write a blog post on The Sound someday but i need to organize my thoughts about it to be a bit more cohesive.
all that said, that's mostly why i stick to hardcore/crusty music in collaborative efforts -- the feeling of playing music that requires a lot of physical explosiveness, even on guitar, does a lot more for me than playing technically complicated music for the wrong reasons. when i play music on my own i tend toward a lot more pop and jazz influenced stuff but in bands, nothing gives me that kind of fast satisfaction like fast, heavy music. plus, i love basement shows with beer flying everywhere, 50 people jammed into a corner with no room to breathe and the music is so loud you can't even think. there's nothing like it. everyone there feels the same thing and it's great.

murium, you like jazzy stuff? what do you think of this record? http://shelsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/bo ... in-the-oil

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