Your DT username is probably ranked near the top on Google

[ohaimark]

If you don't count the YouTube videos and image bar, I own the top two Google results for my username.

And no, I don't mind that people know my real name. I'm writing for a website, so I'm basically a public figure at this point.

[seebart]

I guess you don't need google adsense then Mark!

[Slom]

nope, does not work. And now I wish I had not tried

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slom

[seebart]

TOP DEFINITION

slom

Stands for Sticking Leeches On Myself.

[Slom]

And it does not really get better further down that page.

Sad Little Old Man (I kind of like that one, actually)
Shit Load Of Make-up

[seebart]

But this is OK:

The word used to describe the feeling between friends that is similar to the feeling of 'love.'
Where love= Girlfriend: 'I love you baby.'
Boyfriend: I Love you too'

Slom= Guy 'Slom you dude.'
Guy's Best Mate 'Slom you too man.'

Slom you Beamspring!

And we've had this here in the forum before also:

slom
Verb- (slomer, sloming) To Slom is to slime around very slowly unsuccesfully trying to make friends with everyone you meet
OMG. Did you see that putrid guy sloming last night

The last one on that page I won't get into...

[Slom]

And we've had this here in the forum before also:

slom
Verb- (slomer, sloming) To Slom is to slime around very slowly unsuccesfully trying to make friends with everyone you meet
OMG. Did you see that putrid guy sloming last night

Story of my life Never thought I would get a dictionary entry for it ...

[Findecanor]

I use DuckDuckGo. :-þ

Most results are to my user profile in the Wiki and to posts here. If you use Google Image Search, you will find a picture of a guy in Spain who isn't me who uses the same username (who would have thought..) in online games forum, such as on Steam.
My username is misspelled Elvish... so that guy must have spelled it wrong in the same way.

[adhoc]

Yeah...I don't think so (for my nickname).

[nissarup]

I have to go to page 2 to get a result that is not about me.

It helps that Nis Sarup is my name and it is not a common one at all

[Madhias]

Arrgh, my Flickr account is not on top yet!