Favourite Ducky Jokes, Puns, Pics!

[ripster]

If ANY place Moderators like Ducky jokes it should be Deskthority.net.


Remember DT, Webwit is Watching You!
http://i.imgur.com/1gcBQ.jpg

From Reddit front page but retitled

Anatidaephobia.
http://voices.yahoo.com/anatidaephobia- ... 61417.html

[longweight]

Please don't start hating on the DT mods in every thread!

[Acanthophis]

TIL there are people who are afraid of being watched by webwit.

[ripster]

Cave Anas!

Please stay on topic!

[Acanthophis]

Googled for 'cave anas', first pic result was this:
[NSFW]

Spoiler:

//Your edit was too late

[ripster]

Two Points For Gyffyndor!

Hint: ducks are a Genus at learning Latin.

[longweight]

So is anyone going to post a duck related joke?

[Acanthophis]

I don't know how good your latin is.
"Cave Anas" is grammatically wrong. You simply can not use nominative for an accusative object. So if you decline anas (-atis, f, mixed declination (I don't know how Enlish speaking peeps named this declination group)) correctly, it's actually anatem. -> Cave Anatem!

So, 50 points then?


Also, if you don't understand my grammar gibberish, this could explain why:

Spoiler:

You guys really don't know shit about cases, do you?

[longweight]

We don't have these things in the English language

[Acanthophis]

Wrong again. Every language has cases. In English it just happens to be always the same word for every case.

But we're going offtopic! Oh, wait a minute...

[longweight]

That's what I meant, we don't ever notice the difference between them as they are all the same so they don't really exist....

Quack.

[Acanthophis]

Quack.

Instead of quack use this:

[ripster]

Lol.

Webwit said Cave Anas first.

http://deskthority.net/off-topic-f10/we ... tml#p15271

Go lecture him. Doubledogdareya!

In any case as you see Cave Anas is funnier because it sets up the oblig NEXT jokes.

[webwit]

My Latin is rusty.

[7bit]

This is my favorite, but webwit didn't add it yet to the smilies list:

[ripster]

Lol, I just clicked the spoiler pic.

Dät Dër Quacked me up!

[ripster]

So is anyone going to post a duck related joke?

A duck waddles into a bar and asks the barman

"Got any bread?"

The barman replies "No!"

"Got any bread?"

"NO!"

"Got any bread?"

"NO!"

"Got any bread?"

"NO!"

"Got any bread?"

"NO!"

"Got any bread?"

"NO!"


"Got any bread?"

"NO, and if you ask me one more time, I'm going to nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating little **** !)





"Got any nails?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"





"Got any bread?"

[ripster]

And another repost but new forum:

Brother Iz tells this joke in his live concert album:

Three ducks walk into the Judges courtroom. The judge asks the first duck, "What's your name and what you here for?"

"Huey is my name and I got arrested for blowing Bubbles in the pond."

Judge says, "You're sentenced to 6 months. Step aside. Next duck! What's yo name?"

"Dewey and I got caught for blowing bubbles in the pond too!".

Judge says, "You're sentenced to 6 months. Step aside. Next duck!"

The judge turns to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No, My name is Bubbles."

Shakah Brah!

[kint]

Lol, I just clicked the spoiler pic.
Dät Dër Quacked me up!

just the deern ?
the fact that the first google pic hit for wrong spelled latin shows a random german girl doesn't touch you at all ? Whats the connection, ah yes -an ugly american...

http://www.google.de/imgres?q=%27cave+a ... 0,s:0,i:70

edit, stumbled over that a few days ago, not that funny but anyway, topic:

http://www.pixpow.com/wp-content/upload ... 75x300.jpg

[Acanthophis]

What has been seen...

Also this duck:

[ripster]

I wanna get back to this latin thing....

And like many Americans Deutsch is like a SECOND LANGUAGE to me!

[ripster]

What has been seen...

Also this duck:

http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/